Fighting Accountants

FAQs

Are you as good as they say?

Better. In fact, if you talk to any of our former clients don't believe them. Chances are they're talking us down.
There's a reason we were voted #1 All Male Accounting Firm! three years in a row (if you don't count two years ago).

Are you Accredited/Cretified?

It depends what you mean by "Accredited"/"Certified". Do we have a piece of paper from AICPA (American Institute of Certified Public Accountants) saying we're "Certified", no. Did we pass some arbitrary test like the Uniform Certified Public Accountant Examination just to look cool, no.
We are proud members of AAFMAP. So trust us, we're qualified.

What is AAFMAP?

AAFMAP is a nationwide, World renowned accounting association that embraces the lowest common denominator. AAFMAP stands for American Accountants For Mediocre Accounting Practices.

Do you have references?

We take our clients' privacy very seriously. So no, we can not give out their names. We can, however, ask them for you and then tell you what they say.

Have you ever been sued?

In the United States anyone can sue for any reason.

Who is Loophole?

Loophole is our about town, kid-friendly mascot.
Loophole FAQs

Keep a lookout for him - you may get more than you expect. Wink, wink.

Why Sponsor Pee-Wee Football?

We're patriotic, Americans.
You can be patiotic too!

Nice as you are good looking?

Thank You for asking. It's a bit embarrassing, but yes, we're nice guys. In fact, we're funny, spontaneous, and sensitive. Bottom line, we know how to treat a lady.

Forms of payment?

As of right now we are accepting Cash, Cashier's Checks, and PayPal.

What are your hours? Directions?

We are open 11:00am to 2:30-ish Weekdays (excluding Friday... and most Wednesdays).
We are still located behind the Shell station on County Road. (We're the only house.) Unless you're looking to buy fireworks, do not use the front door. Go around back and look for a door to the basement. There's a bumper sticker on the door that reads, "I said LIFO, not FIFO!"

Contact Us?

Stop on by! We prefer to talk to you in person. If you still want to call, use the old number.
* (Note: If an older lady answers the phone, immediately hang up and try back in like fifteen minutes.)

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Proud sponsors of Pee-Wee Football!

09.17.2009

Pee-wee coach post-game press conferences on local Channel 3

Local Channel 3 will be broadcasting our Fighting Accountants pee-wee coach's presss conferences.

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Help support our team!
The Fighting Accountants.

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09.01.2009

Fighting Accountants to sponsor pee-wee football team

Mandatory Community Service or not - we love pee-wee football. Come this Fall the town's pee-wee's will be known as the Fighting Accountants. If they kick football bum-bums like we kick accounting-business advising-payroll preparation-etc. bum-bums they should go undefeated.

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08.01.2009

Business Card Misprint

For the last three weeks members of the Fighting Accountants have been passing out business cards with the wrong information. We are technically not "Certified Public Accountants." We don't know how this honest mistake occurred, but suspect jealous Kinko knobs.

07.04.2009

Where's Loophole?

Loophole, the Fighting Accountants Mascot, was recently spotted giving free, unsolicited tax advice at the County Road Farmer's Market.

06.01.2009

Reminder: Cheap Fireworks for Sale

We're having a "Tupperware" type party at Kevin's Mom's house - except "Tupperware" means military grade fireworks and tax advice. Contact us if you would like to attend.

The Fighting Accountants

The IRS doesn't have a chance.