Fighting Accountants

FAQs

Are you as good as they say?

Better. In fact, if you talk to any of our former clients don't believe them. Chances are they're talking us down.
There's a reason we were voted #1 All Male Accounting Firm! three years in a row (if you don't count two years ago).

Are you Accredited/Cretified?

It depends what you mean by "Accredited"/"Certified". Do we have a piece of paper from AICPA (American Institute of Certified Public Accountants) saying we're "Certified", no. Did we pass some arbitrary test like the Uniform Certified Public Accountant Examination just to look cool, no.
We are proud members of AAFMAP. So trust us, we're qualified.

What is AAFMAP?

AAFMAP is a nationwide, World renowned accounting association that embraces the lowest common denominator. AAFMAP stands for American Accountants For Mediocre Accounting Practices.

Do you have references?

We take our clients' privacy very seriously. So no, we can not give out their names. We can, however, ask them for you and then tell you what they say.

Have you ever been sued?

In the United States anyone can sue for any reason.

Who is Loophole?

Loophole is our about town, kid-friendly mascot.
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Keep a lookout for him - you may get more than you expect. Wink, wink.

Why Sponsor Pee-Wee Football?

We're patriotic, Americans.
You can be patiotic too!

Nice as you are good looking?

Thank You for asking. It's a bit embarrassing, but yes, we're nice guys. In fact, we're funny, spontaneous, and sensitive. Bottom line, we know how to treat a lady.

Forms of payment?

As of right now we are accepting Cash, Cashier's Checks, and PayPal.

What are your hours? Directions?

We are open 11:00am to 2:30-ish Weekdays (excluding Friday... and most Wednesdays).
We are still located behind the Shell station on County Road. (We're the only house.) Unless you're looking to buy fireworks, do not use the front door. Go around back and look for a door to the basement. There's a bumper sticker on the door that reads, "I said LIFO, not FIFO!"

Contact Us?

Stop on by! We prefer to talk to you in person. If you still want to call, use the old number.
* (Note: If an older lady answers the phone, immediately hang up and try back in like fifteen minutes.)

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✓Voted #1 All-Male Accounting Firm!*
* Not including "Greater Downtown" area. Homebound businesses only. Polling informally done by ourselves.

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Welcome to The Fighting Accoutants, AAFMAP Certified. We are practically a full service public accounting firm servicing business and personal needs. We offer a full range of auditing, accounting, tax, and check cashing at affordable rates. We're flexible! We're friendly! And we're local! To find out how we can assist with your accounting and tax needs give us a Call. And remember, we didn’t name ourselves The Fighting Accountants because we're pushovers. Put'em up.

Proud Sponsors of Pee-Wee Football!

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The name of our team is, of course,
The Fighting Accountants.
Go Green!

* FYI - Watch our Pee-Wee Coach's Post Game Press Conference on local Channel 3. Re-broadcasts here:

Customer Testimonials

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Blair Peters
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"Above Average.
Would probably recommend."

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Margie Olsen
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"Did a good job at bait and switching me."

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Carol Fitzie
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"Saved us money, but it was borderline illegal."

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Help support our team!
The Fighting Accountants.

Where's (the) Loophole?

Loophole is the Fighting Accountants' lovable, about-town, kid-friendly mascot. Loophole shows up when you least expect it - despensing free, unsolicited tax advice. Keep an eye out!
* If you want Loophole for a function or party - please contact us.

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Top Eleven Reasons to Chose The Fighting Accountants

11. We used to be a Family Run Business.
10. Certified Public Accountants (1999-2001)
9. We use computers.
8. One word, "The Bahamas."
7. We have a lot of energy.
6. We don't trust banks.
5. At least one free coffee token.
4. "I said LIFO, not FIFO."
3. We save you $$$ by not working on Fridays (or Wednesdays).
2. We support Pee-Wee Football. (store)
1. Bring It Taxman!

Always on the Job!
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The IRS doesn't have a chance.